Beauty queens are really just TOO easy, but I couldn't resist this one:
Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007

Miss Teen USA SC

Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U. S. on a world map.  Why do you think this is?

Caitlin Upton: I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our education over hereU. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children in the .

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Question: If you could live forever,  would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live  forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were  supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live  forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
Malaea Nelms who was Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA competition. .

"Whenever I watch TV and see those  poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd  love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and  stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed,  you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
-- Brooke  Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal  anti-smoking campaign

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of  my body,"
-- Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky  basketball forward

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the  
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry,   Washington , DC .


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to  be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"  
--A congressional candidate in Texas

"Half this game is ninety percent  mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark  

"It isn't pollution that's harming  the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing  it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California . I practically  grew up in Phoenix .."  
-- Dan  Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask  ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"
--Lee  Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius  is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football  quarterback & sports analyst.  

"We don't necessarily discriminate.  We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald  Wellman, ROTC Instructor


"Traditionally, most of Australia 's  imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped  effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed  away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your  circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville ,   South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they  can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor  their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they

wake up dead, there'll be a record."

--Mark S. Fowler, FCC  Chairman


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